Fancycatface, Tommy Barnes & Chalice – Strap‑On Dildo in Store

Tommy Barnes is casually browsing the aisles of a bustling adult store when the urge strikes—right there in the DVD section, no less. With a strap-on dildo strapped on tight, he leans against a shelf of bargain-bin titles, one hand working himself while the other casually checks out the other shoppers. The store’s fluorescent lighting casts a clinical glow over the scene, but Tommy’s focus is anything but clinical. A couple of other patrons glance his way, then quickly look away, as if pretending not to notice the rhythmic motion under his jeans. The contrast between the mundane setting and the not-so-mundane activity makes it all the more absurdly entertaining.